Permission to Leave Early is Book 7 of The Questionably Inspired Collection — official documentation for people who know when they are done. Inside, you will find 18 clauses of formally sanctioned permission to leave — earlier than expected, before the thing officially ends, and without a speech explaining your decision to everyone remaining. The Timely Exit Doctrine. The Irish Goodbye Provision. The It Has Peaked Clause. The Social Battery Reading Entitlement. The Thank You at the Door Clause. All of it signed. All of it official. You are permitted to leave when you are ready to leave. This is not a self-help book. It is official documentation. Book 7 of 12 in The Questionably Inspired Collection.